So I don’t like zoos. In theory.

I really feel like I’m not supposed to like zoos.  The cages / the animals / the hoards of sweaty people / the rudeness that comes with hoards of sweaty people / the overpriced food / the gift shop / etc.

BUT.  THe Little Scientist and I took his first out-of-utero zoo trip this week.

And there was this:
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Followed by this:
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And then this (Thank you nice donkey. For not biting or kicking or any of those mean things.):
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And finally, the kicker was when there was this.  (Chimpanzees, in case you were wondering.)
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So yeah.  I kinda like zoos.  Sorry.


All laced up and other sequencing activities.

This week we’ve been working on lacing activities: for the cost of some yarn needles and some leftover yarn, we’re working on fine motor skills and sequencing.  (To really get the second part, I try to make the Little Scientist predict where the needle will come out next, or where it’s “hiding” inside by following the strings.

My first try (and still the favorite of LS) was the colander:

pull pull pull pull – wait a minute. why is my trivet on the floor?

in

PUSH!!!

back in… and now we’ve grown a fork on the floor. awesome.

(In full disclosure, shortly after these pictures, SOMEONE took to dragging the colander around the house by the string, pretending they were walking a dog. Goodness sakes, we need to get a dog for this boy.)

We’ve also started working on simple (SIMPLE) lacing cards, but the in-and-out is a work-in-progress.  He still likes for me to take the needle on the back side of the card and push it through.  We also like to think that the nose and eyes are holes.  If my hole-punch reached that far, I’d make that part happen.

chin to ear – sounds logical to me!

note that we’re still working on pushing it ALL THE WAY through.

I’ve also punched some holes in a up-cycled toilet paper tube so that he can thread across the tube… Will let y’all know how that one goes when we pull it out to play with 🙂

The other sequencing activity we’ve been working on is a story-board activity. A while back, I covered a 2′ x 4′ plywood board in flannel, and used the “prickly” side of some hook-and-loop dots (*cough Velcro cough*) to hang some dog pictures on the flannel board.  One of our favorite stories right now is Sandra Boynton’s “Moo, Baa, La La La” (you MUST check out the iPad app… Seriously awesome.  Seriously.).  I copied the pictures from our legally-purchased-and-personally-owned board book and put more prickly hook-and-loop dots on the back.  I mix them up and ask him what comes next, or purposefully put one in the wrong order and make him find it.  He thinks this last part is HILARIOUS – getting one over on mom.

rhinoceros’ *snort* and *snuff*

DOOOOOOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DOGDOGDOGDOGDOG

cow says “bvooo”. yes, you read that right. bvoo. don’t ask.


Staff Development Days

What my admin thinks I do on Staff Development Days:

8:00 – 8:30 Catered breakfast in the Commons
8:30 – 11:30 Speaker on Rudy Payne’s insightful and pedagogy-changing works, including break-out sessions for small group discussion
11:30 – 12:30 Relaxing catered lunch during staff meeting
12:30 – 3:30 Professional Learning Community small group work developing curriculum and common assessment

What my parents and students think I do on Staff Development Days:

8:00 – 8:30 Mimosas in the Commons
8:30 – 11:30 Drinking game on Rudy Payne’s insightful and pedagogy-changing works, including break-out sessions for small group body shots
11:30 – 2:30 Relaxing lunch at a small local bar
2:30 – 3:30 Small group mocking of students and parents

What I actually do on Staff Development Days:

8:00 – 8:30 Coffee at desk returning parent emails.  Swing through Commons, decide against stale bagel, but refill coffee.
8:30 – 12:00 Surreptitious (then not-so-surreptitious) phone checking while speaker reads Power Point slides word. for. word.  Jealous glances at seat-mate who thought to bring papers to grade under the desk.  Contemplate engaging speaker in discussion of racist undertones and assumptions in Ruby Payne’s research – remember that admin spent 3 weeks this summer at Ruby Payne workshop.  Decide in favor of job security, and resort to veiled snark on text and Facebook.  Try to sneak out of small-group sessions to go hide in classroom to prepare Monday’s lab assignment, but get caught in the hall and detour to the bathroom.  Vow to self to allow students more time to get up and move as small-group session lasts until noon.
12:00 – 12:30 Listen to admin extol virtues of morning’s training and vague descriptions of implementation practices.  Wolf down half of a turkey sandwich with Cheetos, and glare at the backs of the coaches beelining for the exit and their afternoon practices.
12:30 – 3:30 Professional Learning Community small group devolves in the first ten minutes into camps regarding testing and teaching philosophies.  Sit by and watch the fireworks as three teachers debate vigorously whether reteaching on TUESDAYS and retesting on WEDNESDAYS obeys the “true” intent of the PLC, or whether this is better served by retesting on THURSDAYS.  Give up attempts to hide grading efforts and spread out over two desks.
3:30 – 5:30 Stare at unopened parent emails hiding between admin emails with scintillating titles like “RUBY PAYNE AND THE MATH DEPARTMENT: RETESTS ON FRIDAYS” and “HOW YOU CAN BE A RUBY PAYNE TEACHER: THE OPTIONAL MANDATORY SUMMER RETREAT”.  Refill coffee and set up Monday’s lab.

Books and apps and toddlers (oh my!!)

Today: a brief collection of some of our fave books & apps…  I’ve tried to link each to their amazon / iTunes URL as appropriate!  Many have to do with math, but a few are just our current obsessions.

  • Books:
    • Graeme Base: The Water Hole (although I think our babysitter finds the “all the animals went away” part particularly depressing…  And I think the author’s cheating by not telling me what sound the kangaroo makes.  YOU DON’T KNOW, DO YOU?!?!?!)
    • Sandra Boynton: Doggies (reflecting our CONTINUING OBSESSION with all things dog)
    • Keith Baker: Potato Joe (irony: the talking potato iPhone app scares the bejeezus out of the kid.  Counting potatoes, however seem to be just fine.  Weird.)
    • Mem Fox & Helen Oxenbury: Ten Little Fingers and Ten Little Toes (Ok, ok, so this one is MY favorite.  Gotta have books that you can stand to read OVER and OVER and OVER and OVER in this house.)
    • Brad Epstein: Chicago Cubs 101 (My First Team Board-Books; they’ve got one for all the major teams.  Not that you’d want any team but this one, for goodness sake.  Notice that it’s not a math book, per se – but all the numbers and counting lend themselves well to that kind of discussion)
    • Jonathon London: Wiggle Waggle (Non-math, but great for audience participation.  This book is the reason that my library books are 4 weeks overdue – I’m frightened of what will happen if it becomes unavailable… HURRY UP Amazon, with our copy!!)
  • iPhone / iPad apps:
    • Numberlys (Ok, so it’s really about the alphabet.  But the characters talk in / are named after numbers.  The fine motor skills are a fair bit higher than the 1.5 year-old can manage, but the animation just sucks him in.  So. Darn. Cute.  A little spendy – we used a birthday gift card to justify the cost…)
    • Shapes (by toddler teaser.  We haven’t tried any of the purchasable extension packs, but it comes with “basic shapes”.  A particular fan fave is the popping-balloons to get shapes game)
    • Monster / Another Monster at the End of this Book (Great for learning sequencing, predicting events.  Also good for fine motor practice – I’ve noticed a huge jump in abilities here at the 18/19 month mark.  Another spendy one: THANK YOU Mamaw and Papaw!)
    • Talking Carl (A repeating-heard-sounds app.  Nothing to do with math.  But the kiddo can imitate his giggles, and poke him in the eye.  He also likes to have Carl “tell him a story” – i.e. Mom tells Carl a story in 2-sentence increments, and then holds the app up so Carl can tell kid.  Convoluted, yes.  A tantrum-saver in the car? Absolutely!  We haven’t tried the new Gugl character update… I’m saving THAT one for a rainy day.)

How about you – any fave apps or books for us to try?


An obligatory facebook post

So, the IPO is tomorrow.

(Full disclosure: I quit facebook about 8 months ago, right when the timeline feature was looming on the horizon.)

A few numerical comparisons:

  • The IPO price is set at $38.  To compare, McDonald’s had an IPO of $22.50 in 1965, roughly equivalent to $164 in today’s money (inflation calculator here).  3 years ago, Google was priced at $85 per share for their IPO, and closed the day at $100 (earning a modest $1.67 billion).  It’s worth noting that the same stock is valued at ~$600 a share today.
  • Facebook stands to make an estimated $16 billion dollars tomorrow, should the stock behave as predicted.  $16 billion.  That’s enough money to give every man, woman, and child currently alive in the world $2.34 each.  Or to give each person who has EVER been alive $0.15.
  • Zuckerberg is 21.  At 21, Einstein was still a patent clerk, Newton still hadn’t read Euclid’s Elements, and Abraham Lincoln was just leaving home to find manual labor on the river boats.  The year Zuckerberg was born the top pop song was Bryan Adams’Everything I Do, and the first Gulf war began.  The Berlin Wall fell 2 years before he was born, and he has never known a time when Pete Rose was allowed to have anything to do with baseball.

Oof.


I don’t need to walk around in circles / walk around in circles…

(Soul Coughing – El Oso – 1998)

So the Little Scientist and I have been working on proto-geometry this week.  Our first venture was to make some un-swallowable magnets for the fridge: I whipped up a quick pdf file for this that you are more than welcome to appropriate (basic_shapes).  Each magnet is just over 3″ wide. 

The raw materials + gnarly glare

the magnets. plus fido and superman. and the pizza hut delivery number. yum.

explaining the magnets to fido

I decided to spring for the magnet paper instead of the standard magnet strips / buttons because it’s a little weaker in sticking-to-the-fridge power, and one of LS’s main frustrations is getting magnets OFF the fridge.  However, rather than print them on the oh-so-spendy $5/3 sheets magnet paper, I printed them on regular paper, traced them onto my foam, and then arranged them on the magnet sheet for maximum space usage.  (For the 7 I ended up making to completion, it took around half of a magnet sheet).

I bought the foam door hangers (around $5 also) instead of the standard 2 mm foam sheets because I was looking for foam with some thickness for chubby little fingers.  (See “frustration” above.)  Cutting all of the magnets out of foam left me with 3 hangers to spare.  I will confess that the starburst patterns seemed like a better idea on paper than they did on foam – I ended up scrapping that one and just making a small oval instead.

It’s interesting to note that after just a few hours playing with (read: chewing on) the magnets that the LS is way better with identifying shapes than the colors we’ve been playing with for over a month.  Maybe it has to do with introducing them fewer at a time?  Maybe it’s because he finds the word “parallelogram” HIL-AR-IOUS.  Hilarious.


3:15 Monday afternoon

At 3:15 yesterday afternoon I fished a pill out of the Little Scientist’s mouth.

He’s fine.

After a call to poison control (I knew I wrote that number on the babysitter magnet for a reason…), we hightailed it to the ER.

You know they take you seriously when there’s no waiting in a packed ER.

4 IV sticks + 4 ounces of charcoal by mouth (I put that chemical engineering degree to good use – mouth siphoning and using a straw as a dropper FTW), we just played a waiting game. One sleepless night later & it appears the only pill he found was the one I fished out.

No math today – just do me a favor & go check your bathroom floors / behind trashcans / in bottoms of drawers for lonely little pills.

Thank you.

More math snark & geek humor tomorrow. Promise.

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